I am on a iPad because i can't F*CKING fugitives (f*ck you aoutocorrect) figure out how to navigate it on the PC so I just have to ddeal with autocorrect

But really imma go kill some fruit and have sex with a lemon so Bear (F*CKING AUTOCORRECT)

Get a computer.

Here's the first time I ever used predictive text on my new laptop.

Hello, I am a psychopath and I am here to give you nougats. If you don't take my nougats right now, I will send Lazy Town to recruit you on a military camp and send you to hell afterwards, where you will feel nothing but Robbie Rotten singing We Are Number One and Justin Beiber over and over until the beginning of time. Understandable, have a great day.

I do have one it's just I first came onto this website on my stupid useless F*ckPad so I know how to use it on this but not the goddamn s*itty mac that I have

I forgot to sight in because I have osiopoGAY

Sell that Macbook and get Microsoft products.

You're a blizzard, Harry