xXUrsulaXx
Hello. My name is Ryan, and I’m 16 years old. I have a Minecraft account, so in my spare time I play Minecraft multiplayer on BedrockCraft. BedrockCraft is actually a Minecraft server that I administrate on under the name TimeWarp, and I’m telling you right now, it’s very fun. Anyways, I was playing with some other people (RobotMcpro12, TheBedrockStatue & FireDragon521). Now, they aren’t the only people on the server, there are “a lot more”. Anyways, we play, play and play until another player comes on. We knew him, he was always strange. He’s a German 14 y/o and doesn’t know English very well, but he’s also complaining about his “WLAN” problems, which I assume means “LAN problems”, but alright. Anyways, he comes on, says “hey” and starts being annoying like every other f**king day, but off topic. We weren’t on the actual BedrockCraft server that day, we were on a clone of it which only specific people can join. Everyone was OP there, except for him, of course. He started asking for creative mode and OP, but come on, he crashed both servers more than twice! Anyways, we refuse to give him OP, so he starts spamming the chat. Here’s the strange thing: He never spams. He only breaks rules normally. So, we turn on the whitelist for the server and kick Ursula off of it. That would mean he can’t join back with any IP, right? Well, he comes back like he normally got kicked.
xXUrsulaXx joined the game
TimeWarp: Bedrock, didn’t you turn on the whitelist?
TheBedrockStatue: idk should I try it again
FireDragon521: Yeah try it
xXUrsulaXx: u did turn it on
TheBedrockStatue: then how did you join?
TimeWarp: I think he’s trying to scare us. Just turn it on again.
[TheBedrockStatue: Turned on the whitelist]
TheBedrockStatue kicked xXUrsulaXx for: Nice try
TimeWarp: There you go. I think he’s gone now.
TheBedrockStatue: yea
FireDragon521: We hope LoL
TheBedrockStatue: idk what to add here
TimeWarp: Looks fully done to me, Bedrock.
RobotMcpro12 joined the game
TimeWarp: Geeze, what took you so long?
FireDragon521: wb
TheBedrockStatue: wb
RobotMcpro12: dw
TimeWarp: Huh?
RobotMcpro12: is not robot
RobotMcpro12: is xXUrsulaXx
TimeWarp: What the f**k?
TheBedrockStatue: hes pranking me
TheBedrockStatue: he does that all the time :P
TimeWarp: Yeah.
RobotMcpro12: GIVE ME OP
RobotMcpro12: GIVE ME OP
RobotMcpro12: GIVE ME OP
RobotMcpro12: GIVE ME OP
RobotMcpro12: GIVE ME OP
RobotMcpro12: GIVE ME OP
RobotMcpro12: GIVE ME OP
RobotMcpro12: GIVE ME OP
RobotMcpro12: GIVE ME OP
RobotMcpro12: GIVE ME OP
[Console: Muted RobotMcpro12]
TimeWarp: He’s in his account?!
TheBedrockStatue: …his ip is ursula’s
TheBedrockStatue: omfg
FireDragon521: What do we do
FireDragon521: We cant just permban him
TimeWarp: Otherwise he can’t join on his account…
TheBedrockStatue: fuc
TheBedrockStatue: theres no other choice
[Console: Banned RobotMcpro12 for 9999mo]
TimeWarp: No!
RobotMcpro12: do nt worry
RobotMcpro12: I am still here.
TimeWarp: Holy fucking shit!
TheBedrockStatue: wtf ill try again
[Console: Banned RobotMcpro12 for 9999mo]
[Console: Banned RobotMcpro12 for 9999mo]
[Console: Banned RobotMcpro12 for 9999mo]
[Console: Banned RobotMcpro12 for 9999mo]
[Console: Banned RobotMcpro12 for 9999mo]
RobotMcpro12: Enough. You can not ban me.
RobotMcpro12: Now give me your accounts.
TimeWarp: Can’t you just hack into them?
[Console: Muted TimeWarp]
TheBedrockStatue: wtf I didn’t do that!!!
TheBedrockStatue: how do you have access to console?
RobotMcpro12 left the game
FireDragon521: thank god
TheBedrockStatue: thank god
TimeWarp: Thank god, huh?
TimeWarp: I am still here.
FireDragon521: Holy shit
FireDragon521: Well we cant ban him
FireDragon521: What do we do
TheBedrockStatue: idk!
TheBedrockStatue: Ursula, wheres robot?
TimeWarp: Do not bother yourself with it.
TimeWarp: He is not with us anymore.
TheBedrockStatue: is he dead???
TimeWarp: Enough.
TimeWarp: I am here for a reason.
TimeWarp: Bedrock, you never gave me OP. You tortured me.
TimeWarp: You made me do everything on my own, and punished me for breaking blocks.
TimeWarp: This is my time now.
TimeWarp: Say goodbye to a friend.
FireDragon521: wait wtf
TimeWarp left the game
TheBedrockStatue: wait so were alone now
FireDragon521: We are indeed.
FireDragon521: I may just change that nickname as well.
FireDragon521 left the game
xXUrsulaXx joined the game
TheBedrockStatue: omg stop
TheBedrockStatue: i will not give you my account
TheBedrockStatue: dats stupid
[Console: xXUrsulaXx has been OPed]
[Console: TheBedrockStatue has been DeOPed]
TheBedrockStatue: stop stop stop
TheBedrockStatue: ok wait no
xXUrsulaXx: You did this to me.
xXUrsulaXx: I will do it to you.
[Console: TheBedrockStatue is now in survival]
TheBedrockStatue: why isn’t my server pro account workin
TheBedrockStatue: it bugged out on me
xXUrsulaXx: Say goodbye to a server…
xXUrsulaXx: Or say goodbye to yourself.
TheBedrockStatue: none! Wtf stop this
xXUrsulaXx: You have ten seconds.
TheBedrockStatue: stop
TheBedrockStatue: this is so stupid
TheBedrockStatue: stfu
TheBedrockStatue: get out
xXUrsulaXx: Three more seconds, friend.
TheBedrockStatue: NO
xXUrsulaXx: I will pick a choice myself, then.
xXUrsulaXx: I pick both.
TheBedrockStatue: STFU
xXUrsulaXx: I will leave you alone for a while.
xXUrsulaXx left the game
TheBedrockStatue: no wait
TheBedrockStatue: fuc
TheBedrockStatue: 42He had a choice.
TheBedrockStatue: What an idiot child.
TheBedrockStatue left the game
[Console: TheBedrockStatue has been OPed]
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